My Specialty is Special Tea

Fun with Verbs and Nouns!

1. I adore a door
2. I abhor a bore
3. I oppose a pose
4. The ketchup will catch up
5. The mustard must turd
6. Here, I shall focus on a faux cus: A faux cus is a fake swear word, like, “diddlepoody”.
7. I accrue a crew
8. I attack a tack
9. I can afford a Ford
10. I acquire a choir
11. My specialty is special tea

And now, for some left over word oddities:

Why do we write things down but type things up? Of course you can get written up if you’ve been a bad type at work.

It was a tired, retired tire, attired entirely in tie-dyed Thai ties.

Alternative spellings & meanings:

Explain means to get off the plane, at least when it’s written explane.

Refer is what my dog does right after he sheds, only it’s written refur.

And finally:

I was cooking strained peas the other day, but they got out of control and I had to restrain them.

Thank you and good night; you’ve been a wonderful audience.

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Some more word fun: Words that Should be