And now I present my insightful parody of all diet commercials on TV:
Thank you very much. You’ve been a lovely audience.
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Damn! I keep buying the bigger pants, but they keep getting tighter, and then I must buy even bigger pants. I have been making an effort to reduce from single village to single family sized portions, too.
i don’t get the, “What to…” instead of “Want to…”
Oh my God! I can’t believe I looked at it so many times & never noticed that typo – and that I made the same typo twice! How embarrassing.
Thanks for pointing that out!
I thought I could never lose weight. I tried all the diets and systems out there. But then I found buying bigger pants and now I have lost all the weight I wanted to. Thanks, bigger pants!
want help i really want to lose wait what an i do
Whoa, Eric. You must be onto something. After all, just as I read this post, I looked up at the TV in my office and noticed that Rachel Ray’s show was on….And there was a woman demonstrating the SAME TECHNIQUE. I even managed to snap a photo.
This must be a sign; I’m gonna head out right this minute and get me some giant pants!
That is the most insanely insane thing I have ever seen. God bless you for having quick photo reactions.
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