Most great new words are unplanned – you inadvertently mix two words together or you don’t quite remember a certain word so you make one up to fit the moment. The other day, my wife combined envision and fathom to create “enfathom.” Sometimes, you just can’t enfathom an outcome. I often can’t enfathom the outcome of an election.
Other new words are created to fill up blog posts such as this. Inspired by “enfathom,” I bring you the following list of brand new words, which I encourage you to immediately start using in your daily life:
White + Nerdy
Transolescence
When a group coalesces in a transformative way
Carmelting
When it’s so hot out your car feels like it’s melting
Rollop
A rolling stop at an intersection
Britch
Brain Itch
Pertrigue
To perplex and intrigue
A Rest Stop
Jail (also written as arrest stop)
Names are too long. They should be shortened:
Barama
Barack Obama
Michama
Michelle Obama
Saralin
Sarah Palin
Jiden
Joe Biden
Fritterand
Francois Mitterrand
Narkozy
Nicolas Sarkozy
Muaddafi
Muammar Gaddafi
Jussange
Julian Assange
45 Cent
50 Cent
… and so on.
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For more (newer) old words, please click the second petal from the right:
This is my 2007 thesis for Lesley University's Masters of Education in Curriculum Design, focusing in Conflict Resolution and Peaceable Schools:
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