Ask your friend the following questions & report back to me:
- If you had to have a washcloth soaked with something placed over your face, what would you like it to be soaked with?
- Should I remove my skin before eating dairy products?
- When did you become an aardvark?
- Which internal organ would you most like to swap with me and why?
- Are fish sarcastic on your planet?
- When did your mother first eat you?
- Would you like to buy some toe jam?
- If you could painlessly remove all of the bones in your body, would you do it?
- What dessert would you most like to eat while your hair is on fire?
- Are you working with my canary to undermine me?
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