Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men

the comic book guy

Your pants are too low

You are a middle aged man

Please pull up your pants

Your belly hangs low

You are a middle aged man

Don’t tuck in your shirt

You are really bald

You are a middle aged man

No ointment will help

Your shorts are too short

You are a middle aged man

Time to buy new shorts

You’re not playing golf

You are a middle aged man

Please don’t wear plaid pants

Don’t make eyes at her

You are a middle aged man

You look like her dad

Why is your hair red?

You are a middle aged man

Your hair should be gray

Your shirt is too tight

You are a middle aged man

We see your navel

The RAMONES, in haiku… just click the flower:

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