This is a new sport idea.
I would like to wrap myself in inflated rubber tubes, à la the Michelin Man, and go down some river rapids. It’s my belief that I would stay afloat AND bounce off rocks. It may be hard to stop or get out.
A word of warning: I haven’t really thought this through. It may be dangerous, even deadly, so don’t try it except under controlled conditions. Start without rapids. Have friends standing by to save you. If it works, you can mass market it & make a million bucks.
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