Pussy Voted #24*!

The results of the pussy campaign are in!

Thanks to the hard work of readers of this blog, in just six days, the following definition of pussy was voted #24* out of 121 definitions of pussy in urbandictionary.com:

Pussy

Cool or awesome; exciting and new

“That band’s totally pussy, dude! They rock!”

This new definition of pussy fits with the trend of urban slang to reverse the connotations of words. Pussy as “tough” and “cool” works well in a lingo that has changed bad, phat, bitchin**, dope, sick, gross, and ill all into positives expressions of praise.

In related news of our changing slang, I found the following definitions on urban dictionary, none of which I wrote!

Hella Pussy

totally awesome! really cool…

wow! that tennis serve was HELLA PUSSY!

you’re lookin’ hella pussy today

damn…this carrot cake is hella pussy.

Retarded

Having really good qualities about yourself; havin a banging body; somethin that is just that thang!

“He so retarded wit it!”

“Them shoes is retarded!”

Retarded

In this day and age, “retarded” is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Retarded

In music, a down-tempo beat that is beyond ill: It is retarded.

“Mutherfucker’s beats is retarded!”

Retarded

an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.

“Yo! Check out that honey… she’s retarded/”

“Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded.”

Gay

Cool. Awesome. Wicked sweet. Anything positive.

“Wicked gay!”

“This casserole is so gay!”

Pussy Awesome

Urban slang used especially by members of the straight edge hardcore punk rock subculture. It has also spread to extreme sports enthusiasts.

“We’re going to snowboard off the wings of a Cessna on to the peak of Mount Rainier. It’ll be pussy awesome!”

OK, I wrote that last one. But it seems that others out there have similar plans to covertly remake our language.

All of these can, of course be voted for repeatedly, which will help to bring them to prominence over the semiliterate, sexist, homophobic, and ableist diatribes that dominate the submitted definitions.

While you can continue with me to keep voting “thumbs up” for our definition of pussy at UrbanDictionary.Com as well as these other culturally subversively definitions (you are allowed to vote every 8 hours or so), the next phase of our operation is to casually insert this new, positive definition of pussy into blog posts, YouTube comments, and ordinary speech. Try to look perplexed if the person you are talking to hasn’t heard the word in this light before.

Together, we can make the world a more positive place, or at least confuse the squares!

*UPDATE: now #14! (12/06/13)

**thanks to Cyn M for that one

Click the daisy to continue your pussy journey:

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3 Responses to Pussy Voted #24*!

  1. Kiki says:

    Hey,

    I know this is really irrelevant, but I’m just going to say that I discovered you through a Facebook ad. It’s VERY rare that I will ever click on an ad. You’re lucky. I clicked on yours because I like blogging too! 🙂

    Good day,
    Kiki

    Like

  2. ericesad says:

    Well Kiki, thanks for visiting. Stay tuned for more profound posts – some of which don’t have anything to do with the word “pussy”!

    Like

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