Take this, humanity:
Exit: Something that formerly was it, is now an ex-it.
Pandemic: A widespread disease affecting pandas.
Category: A gory horror movie about cats.
Penalize: To turn something into a penis.
Testes: Small tests, or quizzes.
Reprisal: To award a prize to someone for the second time.
Sandwich: A practitioner or Wikken, on a beach.
Condom: A dumb convict
Butterfly: A flying insect that lands and gets stuck in the butter.
Macadamia Nut: An academic who is obsessed with Apple products.
Panting: To supply a pair of pants that fit to someone who had been looking like a fool with their pants on the ground.