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- Get a Daisybrain tattoo on your forehead. But make sure it’s written in reverse so you can read it in the mirror.
- Superglue the keys on your keyboard and your mouse to your desk right now so you can never leave.
- Start a band called, “Daisybrain Dot WordPress Dot Com.” You don’t need to send me any royalties.
- Pay the man who secretly lives in your basement to remind you every day to visit Daisybrain
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