It’s time once again for that favorite past time, responding to African scam emails. Here are my latest correspondences:
Dear Sir / MadamWe are pleased to inform you that we established small scale mining company in Ghana West Africa. We actually mines alluvial gold dust and bars for export world wide with Guarantee shipment and documentation.
We are looking for potential buyers to purchase our rich and valuable metal which is GOLD DUST at a reduced and moderate price.
Our gold dust is 22+ CARATS -97% purity and we sell at $21,500 per kg We look forward to do business with you for the benefits of both parties.
However, the company has the necessary documents.if you connect a buyer 5% cost of a kg will be given to you depending the quantity kg purchase by buyer.
Furthermore, buyers do pay for 30% of the total sum. Our representatives do accompany buyer with the gold to buyers country. Buyer pay for the 70% balance after testing at the refinery in buyers country.Buyers also pays for cost of shipment from our country Ghana to his/her country. We hope to hear from you soon. we attached our company linsence document.
Thanks in advance Best regards
(SBC LA Mining Company Ltd)
Dear Scam Artist,
Count me in! I wanna git me hands on gold! Arrrgghhhh!
Thank you & looking forward to being exploited by you,
Dr. Benjamin Mleheme
|Beloved,I am Mrs.Annete Mills,it is by the grace of God that this occurred knowing the truth and that the truth shall set me free,Haven known the truth,i had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God’s Mercy and Glory upon my life.My late husband DR. ROY HANSEN MILLS deposited some money with a Bank when he was alive,I’m presently suffering from esophageal cancer and searching for a trustworthy person who will be the beneficiary of the fund and use it to finance Charity Organizations,to help needy families within Asia,America,U.A.E,Europe and other parts of the world my heart tells me that you can do this for me,do reply as soon as possible.Regards,
Yes – please send me all your money! Thank you, Oh Golden email scammer. May God tickle your feet with rose petals of joy.
Frank Bewilderment, Rich Man of America
Dear Miss Kevlin,
I would be happy to assist you in your dread hour of God Bless need. Because I, too, am the daughter of a wealthy chief (aren’t we all these days?) I have need of transferring the sum of 24 million thirty thirteen thousand dollars (US$45,9267,001.6) from my rightful earnings as the heiress to my late father’s ping pong estate.
Please be so kind as to send all bank information (written on cocktail napkins to be safe from bank authorities) so I can give you 150% of this money. I ask for nothing in return except good agreement to come to your country of my choice, as i am a girl of 14 and in seek of a foreign partner for my business purpose of lucrative business deals – anything but ping pong, which as you can see I tire of. Maybe we are discuss ways for me to spend my wealth that will make my late father mad.
Thanks and looking forward to hearing from you business partner!
I saw your contact during my comprehensive search for a business partner,I sincerely apologize if i am interfering on your privacy.
I contacted you regarding a legitimate business transaction involving the supply of an herbal medicine called Achi herbal roots (kanamrutakadugandha) from India. If my proposal disregards your moral and ethic values please accept my sincere apology.
These herbal roots are used for the treatment of general deceases in livestock animals in our company. Presently our company is buying this herbal root from Kenya at the rate of $150 US dollars for a five grams packet. Recently i discovered that the same herbal root can be found in India at the rate of $100 US dollars for a five grams packet and I don’t want our company to know about this new source; else i will be out of the business.
I am looking for a foreign partner who can transact and invest on this business with me based on trust. We (you & me) can buy these herbal roots at the rate of $100 US dollar from the local dealer in India and supply to our company at least $200 US dollars per packet and then share the profit. If you are interested and willing to invest on this business with me I will give you the contact of the local dealer in India then I will inform you how we can proceed .
This business will not affect your present occupation; it would be additional source of income beside your specialization.
If you are interested, get back to me as soon as possible. On receipt of your positive response, I will give you more information.
I look forward to your urgent response.
Good Day Dr. Andywest. My name is GilbertSullivan. I am intriged by your business proposal of kanamrukadunanda packets. I however have a much better business proposal for you, and I sincerely apologize if it affects your morals. My company here in the United Mistakes sells sells wooden nickels at a reduced price to homeless people on the streets of major American cities. The homeless peoples use the wooden nickels to invest in sock puppets which they sells for several million of dollars US ($USD several millions) and give me a modest cut of 17% of the profits.
I am in need of a random, unknown email scam artist for a business partner to shake down further homeless peoples for these transactions. The profit to you would be significant – 15% on the dollar, between 300,000 and 475,000 dollars per month, except for January, when it snows.
I apologize if you are not interested in making this easy money. It will not affect your present email scam business, but would purely be on the side transactions that will reap huge rewards of cash.
If you are interested, please email me very quickly so I may give you the more information that you need for this lucrative business partnership.
I urgently await your urgent response, most urgently!
See you soon my friend,
FROM:BARRISTER EMMANUEL OKON.
ISAKO&CO INNEH LAW FIRM
LAGOS- NIGERIA REPUBLIC.
Last and Final Notification of Bequest
Congratulation! On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Christian Eich,I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter to you through the Post Office was returned undelivered, therefore I now attempt to reach you via your email address as it appears to be the next and the only option left nexplored.
Engr.Christian Eich (late),made you a beneficiary in his will,he left Three Million one Hundred United States Dollars (US$3.100.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will.My client,
Engr.Christian Eich was an engineer who ran carmaker BMW’s museum and also a pioneer member of STRABAG CONSTRUCTION CO.LTD,a dedicated Christian and Philanthropist.He died on the 31st day of July 2000 at the age of 57 with his wife and two children and his wife’s parents were also among the victims.on a plane crash flying to New York to join a Caribbean cruise for a “vacation of a lifetime”.
Please If I reach you as I am hopeful I will, endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job,you should forward along your current telephone and Fax numbers, your current mailing address.
You can contact me through my email address:
Once again, I congratulate you for this is a significant honour indeed as it behooves you herefore to act at once to avoid risk of forfeiture to the deceased family.Yours In Service
Emmanuel Okon(Sectional Head)
Probate and Bequest Division For: TRAVERS CHRISTIAN
BRAITHWAITE & PARTNERS
YAy! Millions!!! All mine, mine, MINE!!!!! Ha ha! I knew this random opportunity would come! YES!!!!!!! Send me the money!
Are there any more dead strangers that have left me their estates? Please inform me immediately.
Til then, this is the newly rich, rich, rich American who is very happy that you send me money!
Barbara Whimsley, III
Dear Eric Indiana.
Pleased to introduce, first of all. I am an officer of the Bureau of the West African Monetary Fund. I apologize as this letter may have come to you in dismay for reasons of apathy. However,I came to you in absolute goodwill. I want to further let you know that I got your contact while surfing through the net for a honest & reliable partner with whom to help us execute the following deal.
As a matter of fact i solicit for your kind understanding and cooperation. There is this sum of nine million,seven hundred & thirty thousand USD, which we need to transfer out asap to any foreign account outside Lome-Togo here, I am hereby imploring you to help us nominate your bank account for the purpose of this fund transfer and you shall be adequately rewarded.I would also appreciate your advise on any good investment oppurtunity in your area.
If interested and willing to help, please email me back as soon as possible.
There are so many Africans asking to transfer millions of USD dollars into my bank account that I’ve had to start a line, or a cue as your former rulers call it. Right now, my bank account is stuffed so full of African cash that it will explode if I add any more. As soon as more room becomes available in my bank account, I will contact you with the necessary account information so that you can deposit your paltry nine million bucks.
I do not wish to offend your kind apathy or goodwill hunting, but only nine million dollars? Surely you have a bit more money you can transfer to my account. Just the other day, Dr. Samual Bezentoo transfered over 45 million dollars out of Zaire, and that was less than half of what the average orphaned African princess transfers. Could you scrape up a bit more cash, at least in the teens of millions, say 14 million USD?
Best Regards to Togoland,
William F. Buckley
|U B AUnited Bank for Africa Plc|
4B Bank Road, Port Harcourt,
I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. Mr. Mark Eze I am one of the senior managers in the bank .I work with United Bank for Africa Plc (U B A). I am contacting you for one Engineer Adams A. Williams, who work in shell company in Nigeria, this late man left $26m US in our bank b4 he died in the belview plane crash in 2006 in Nigeria since then non of his relative has come to claimed his money so I want you to stand as the next of kin to this money I am going to back you up as an insider in the bank but on know account will you let any body in d bank know abut this, as an account holder of this late man I will sent to you d deposit slip of this money and the death certificate, I will give you 40% an 10% for your expenses and 50% for me.
The money is the closing balance of one of our best customer who died in the crash. I was his personal account officer just before he died in the belview plane crash of 2006 in Nigeria. He was an American citizen, also contractor to the Federal government of Nigeria, he supplied and installed equipments and his company Creek Contractors completed some of the best construction contracts in the country. His closing balance in the bank $26m US has been tagged unclaimed because no relations of his has come to make a statement of claim. We have no knowledge of a next of kin to him.
Right now I am almost alone in enterprise and I have presently decided on moving the money to a foreign account. I am hereby soliciting your assistance and I will be very grateful if you will be willing to help in this regard. I have worked out a plan to handle this transaction in carefully followed stages. You will help by providing a safe bank account into which the money will be paid and you will stand as a next of kin to the deceased. I will provide you with answers to security questions, which you will have to answer. I will also, provide answers to questions that only a person related to him will know. If you follow my instructions closely, we will successfully conclude this transaction in 21 working days.
I make this proposal in trust and in good faith, therefore if you are interested and you agree to assist me then contact me immediately you receive this email. There is a lot more to talk about. If you are not interested, then please do get rid of this mail and please forgive me if this message has upset you anyway.
I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation. You can reach me on via email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Your Full Name;
Your Direct Telephone Number;
Cell phone Number;
You’re Country Name;
Waiting for your urgent response.
Mr. Mark Eze
Good Day to you Mr. Mark Eze.
I hope this email meets you as well as you are when you are well. I like you have an email and bank for millions too. I agree to terms upon which you died in rare plane crash so my uncle can too.
Please urgently send
You’re full dollar amount;
You’re mother’s maiden name (for truthful transactions such as this one my friend);
The account number of bank of which you transact your transactions;
You are Country Name;
Waiting urgently for you are urgent.
Mr. Bozne Umpfuzee
… and the shortest one of all:
I am Joseph Poon,of HANG SENG BANK,I have a Business Proposal of $22,4million, Email to:email@example.com
Dear Poontang. I am Erlile Feebenhook,of International Phlegm Industrial Products, Ltd.,AKA Global Mucus Management,I have want of $62,11i97,.o37nh,0003zillion, you’re proposal too small Poon, Email to Industrial_Sausage@poonmail.com