Disturbing New Words!

  • Percyst: a cyst that just won’t go away
  • Tumore: When they take out a tumor only to find it has metastasized
  • Carbonbon: a delicious carbon candy treat; if we eat enough of them we will solve the global warming crisis
  • Road Kilt: Road kill in Scotland
  • Mallaria: A disease caused by mall addiction
  • Myrrhder: Death by overdose of myrrh
  • Suislide: Sliding down a mountain to your death
  • Killling: When Lisa Ling, of The View, goes on a killing spree
  • Violance: When cyclist Lance Armstrong goes on a killing spree
  • Vomight: When you just might vomit, and you still have some say over the matter
  • Diarrhrama: A diorama about diarrhea
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