Confission: Confusion about fission, maybe confusing fission with fusion.
Fart: Short for “Fine Art.”
Politack: A political attack.
Politactic: A political tactic, possibly involving politacks.
Membrain: The part of the brain that remembers things.
Forgret: Forgetting to regret, or regretting something you forget.
Televasion: When people in the other room have the television on so loud it feels like a TV invasion (I am experiencing this as I type this post).
Ramoan: To moan about how the Ramones should have been granted greater commercial success.
Apartmint: The delicious little mints that your landlord should leave for you every day in a special box at the door of your apartment.
Democats: Cool cats who hang out in alleys canvassing for Obama.
Republikin: People who are Republicans because their kin folk are Republicans.