Latest Releases from the Department of New Definitions

1. Retire: Replacing worn tires
2. Accidental: Mistake made by a dentist
3. Dishonest: An innovative way to stack dishes (pronounced “dish-o-nest”)
4. Prompromiscuity: Promiscuity at the prom
5. Promising: A group singalong at the prom
6. Promissing: A lost prom
7. Category: Describes a gory movie about zombie cats
8. Forgetting: In favor of getting something (“I’m all forgetting cheeseburgers!”)
9. Bandaid: from Danté: “A bandaid all hope ye who enter here with a boo-boo.”
10. Explain: Formerly plain… now fancy!

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And here, now, are some Wordiferous Wanderings….