Latest Releases from the Department of New Definitions

  1. Retire: Replacing worn tires
  2. Accidental: Mistake made by a dentist
  3. Dishonest: An innovative way to stack dishes (pronounced “dish-o-nest”)
  4. Prompromiscuity: Promiscuity at the prom
  5. Promising: A group singalong at the prom
  6. Promissing: A lost prom
  7. Category: Describes a gory movie about zombie cats
  8. Forgetting: In favor of getting something (“I’m all forgetting cheeseburgers!”)
  9. Bandaid: from Danté: “A bandaid all hope ye who enter here with a boo-boo.”
  10. Explain: Formerly plain… now fancy!

And here, now, are some Wordiferous Wanderings….

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4 Responses to Latest Releases from the Department of New Definitions

  1. em says:

    hahaha! these are ridiculous, and yet awesome! i love it. :]

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  2. em says:

    hahaha! these are ridiculous, and yet awesome! i love it. :]
    -em.
    almosteffortlessly.tumblr.com

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  3. Daisy's mom says:

    clearly you are still “forgetting” about your diet 😉

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  4. reekycoleslaw says:

    hehheh…”Category”…:D

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