Improved Words!

The results of the Great (Daisy) Brain Experiment (see previous two posts) are in. No brilliant post topics came to mind. And so, I bring you a post largely written before the experiment but held off for publication in case my brain suddenly produced something more profound, which it didn’t. So, here it is….

Words are a little slow in keeping up with the culture. I’m here to help them along….

Lackadaisical should be “Slackadaisical”.

Enemy should be “Unfriend”.

Election should be “Purchection” (Purchase + Election).

Democracy has become “Demockery”.

Sexting should be “Phonicating,” which would allow for variants like “Phonicate,” and “Phonication”.

Big Brother should be “Facebook”.

Debates now “Debase,” thanks to the Republican primary.

Education should be “Testification”.

A Sweatshirt Hoodie should be a “Sweatie”.

http://www.daisybrian.wordpress.com should be, and is, “www.daisybrain.com”.

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4 Responses to Improved Words!

  1. Samir Hafza says:

    “…in case my brain suddenly produced something more profound, which it didn’t.”

    I told you. MDMA.

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  2. Phonicating. So great.

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  3. Ha! I like this one: “Sexting should be ‘Phonicating,'” … Hilariously clever. 🙂

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