- If you don’t already have one, change your name to an Indian name. This can be either from the country of India or from Native America. Or both: Running Ashwaganda
- Insert the word “energy” into every sentence, Running Ashwaganda
- With positive energy, insert the word “vibration” into every sentence.
- With positive energy at a higher vibration, insert the word “healing” into every sentence.
- With positive healing energy, repeat some meaningless physical ritual, such as spinning in circles 21 times a day, at a high vibrational level.
- Follow the teachings of a long dead master of immortality (paying attention to the positive vibrational healing energy).
- Tuning in to your higher vibrational healing energy, add the word “consciousness” to the rest of the gibberish in your sentences.
- Purchase an endless supply of fetishistic objects decorated with symbols representing the healing energy of higher vibrations of consciousness.
- Surround yourself by people whose energies vibrate at high levels of healing consciousness.
- Do not follow any 10-step guide to enlightenment, Running Ashwaganda, no matter how high the consciousness of vibration of positive healing energy.