Sanitize Your Sponge

Presto-Learno

Ever get sick? Odds are, it’s because of that disgusting sponge in your kitchen sink. Sponges are a breeding ground for illness producing bacteria and mutated alien spores*. It’s only a matter of time until your sponge infects you with flesh-eating bacteria. But there’s hope! And here it is:

Sanitize Your Sponge

Here’s how. You’ll need:

    1. a sponge
    2. water
    3. a bowl
    4. a microwave over

Procedure:

    1. Microwave your revolting, wet sponge, along with a small bowl of water, for about 4 minutes.

That’s it! Smell your sponge now! It’s not sickening, is it? It’s not nauseatingly noxious, regurgitatingly revolting or even pukingly putrid. It’s ready to be your household helper once again.

*probably

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2 Responses to Sanitize Your Sponge

  1. Juan TRED says:

    Hey! I did this! It really worked too! I am wondering what the bowl of water is for. Could I also use a bowl of soup? That way I’m not wasting precious microwave energy. Or would the soup absorb the mutated alien spores?

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  2. EricIndiana says:

    Thank you for writing, Juan, and thank you for your commitment to sanitation. I tried this first without the bowl of water & the sponge dried up like Clint Eastwood’s face. So, the water from the bowl vaporizes & keeps the sponge spongelike.

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