Warning: This post has no literary or cultural merit. Sorry.
Toylet: a toy toilet
Penihilism: the rejection of all meaning that is not penis-centered
Scatastrophe: a catastrophe caused by fecal material
Scatapult: a catapult that utilizes, well, yeah….
Buttensil: a utensil designed to be grasped and used by the butt
Buttopia: a perfect world run by perfect butts
Pukelale: the reaction I have to the ukelele trend on Youtube
Vommitten: A mitten that also functions as a vomit repository.
Vomitzvah: The traditional Jewish practice of helping a vomiting person in need
Diarrheawaken: To be awakened by diarrhea
I could go on, but you’ve probably already clicked away from this page.
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