Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men

Your pants are too low

You are a middle aged man

Please pull up your pants

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Your belly hangs low

You are a middle aged man

Don’t tuck in your shirt

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You are really bald

You are a middle aged man

No ointment will help

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Your shorts are too short

You are a middle aged man

Time to buy new shorts

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You’re not playing golf

You are a middle aged man

Please don’t wear plaid pants

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Don’t make eyes at her

You are a middle aged man

You look like her dad

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Why is your hair red?

You are a middle aged man

Your hair should be gray

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Your shirt is too tight

You are a middle aged man

We see your navel

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The RAMONES, in haiku… just click the flower: