Your pants are too low
You are a middle aged man
Please pull up your pants
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Your belly hangs low
You are a middle aged man
Don’t tuck in your shirt
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You are really bald
You are a middle aged man
No ointment will help
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Your shorts are too short
You are a middle aged man
Time to buy new shorts
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You’re not playing golf
You are a middle aged man
Please don’t wear plaid pants
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Don’t make eyes at her
You are a middle aged man
You look like her dad
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Why is your hair red?
You are a middle aged man
Your hair should be gray
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Your shirt is too tight
You are a middle aged man
We see your navel
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The RAMONES, in haiku… just click the flower: