A wonton was won by only one; only one won one wonton. Wondering which one won one wonton? Juan won. Woo Juan!
Two Tudors in tutus to tutor tuba to Tupac Tuesday. Too late to tape a tuba tooting Tupac. Toodle-oo!
Three threatening threshes threw Theo the thuggish theocrat through the thick thicket thrice, thoroughly thumping thickheaded Theo. There.
Four forlorn, furry forbearers of Fido foraging for food for a fortnight found fortuitous fortune on the forest floor. Forsooth!