Vegescarian – A scary vegetarian. I’m sure there are some out there.
Cappichinos – My coffee stained chinos.
Mariwanna – The state of wanting marijuana.
Windough – A window into a bakery.
Horse drawn carrage – an angry horse drawn carriage. Hey – I’m just reporting what my brain tells me, folks.
Protagonische – When Nische is the book’s protagonist.
Democatic Party – Feline offshoot of the Democratic Party.
Republican’t Party – They just can’t party, sorry.
Compewter – A failed product launch of an all pewter Macbook.
Prokilogram – 1,000 times heavier than a program.
There, you made it. You can shake that bad pun feeling off by clicking this flower: