Jeux de Mots en Anglais!

Here are some strange, yet completely true, sentences;

  • I messed around in toast and became Taoist.
  • Eric, a man, is American.

  • I can never walk away from a parfait, because it would turn into a parfat, and who wants that?
  • If u r, not u, ur house is ur horse.
  • Some things are better together, than apart. On its own, fig urine is the unpleasant, if fictitious, discharge of a Middle Eastern fruit. But together, it makes a lovely figurine.
  • Shouldn’t menstruation be called womenstruation?
  • Will anti-union Republican presidential hopeful Scott Walker be the last to wreck the chances for non-extremists to serve in office? Perhaps, since the letters in his name rearrange to spell “LAST TO WRECK.” Is Walker against the rights of all workers across the country, as he is in Wisconsin? Certainly not! After all, his name can also be rearranged to spell “LET CATS WORK.” So, there you have his hidden agenda: Anti-human worker, pro-feline worker. After all, cats will work for catnip and a shiny piece of foil. What will happen to him after the election? His name gives us a clue to that as well, as it can be rearranged to spell “WE LOST TRACK.”
  • When considering whether to support establishment candidate Hilary Clinton or progressive rebel Elizabeth Warren, it may be useful to take a look at some of the words hidden in the letters of their names.
                “Elizabeth Warren” contains:
                Renewable
                Earth
                Antiwar
                Rare
                Healer
                Brazen
                Blazer
                Whiz
                Aware
                Learn
                Neater
                Ablaze
                Teen
                Arbiter
                Renew
                Relate
                Hearten
                Arena Blitz
                Alert
                Zeal
                Win
                Zenith
                Narwhal
                Zen Whale
        Full disclosure: Using all of the letters in “Elizabeth Warren” we get “Eternal rehab wiz,” “Herbal Zaire newt,” “Twin zebra healer,” “Wet zebra inhaler,” and “Bizarre whale net.”
                Whereas “Hilary Clinton” contains:
                Arch lint
                Anoint
                Oily
                Liar
                Tiny nacho
                Ill irony
                Tinny
                Niacin
                Thorn
                Hail
                Tyrannic
                Tin Crayon
                Can’t
                Actor
                Crony
                Icy
                Chilly
                Icon
                Anthill
                Loath
                Itchy
                Corny
                Lair
                Con
                Rant
                Rich
                Yacht
                Narc
        You can decide for yourself. But you should base your decision entirely on those completely objective lists of words.

Merely by clicking this flower, you will be presented with 10 important questions about words:

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