Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning:
Ignore the ignorant!
Expunge the sponges!
Down With Gravity!
Freedomination!
From now on, all English will be based on Barack Obama’s name. Here are some examples of new words from Obamaspeak:
Baracracy
Obamination
Barack’n’roll
Baracktopus
Obamazon.com
Baractober (the only official month)
Thingamobama
Band Name Ideas:
- High Bias
- Fresh Beets
- The Notables
- Hippopotamusic
- Chronotes
- The Acappellastics
- Benedict CumberBach
- Bandrogynous
- Ignoramusic
- Possihibillities
- Urband
- Suburband
- Bandrew Jackson
- Albert Camusic
Store Name Ideas:
- A flower shop: Flower to the People
- A gardening store: Mulch Ado Abut Nothing. When it goes out of business, I’ll put up a big sign that says, “I don’t get out mulch anymore.”
Questions:
Matriarchal Question~
How come a kingdom ruled by a queen is still called a kingdom, and not a queendom?
Metaphysical Question~
What are the differences, if any, between Prana, qi, spirit, soul, God, the Self, Brahman, Love, reiki energy, etc.?
Failed Pun:
I was sitting here trying to come up with a pun to end this blog post. It occurred to me that “knee” was pronounced the same as “-ny,” as in the word “funny.” Trying to come up with a joke involving a knee, perhaps about a comedian that was a talking knee, I combined the two words on paper, and saw that it came out: fuknee. At that moment, I knew that however promising the pun sounded in my head, visually it would not work. It was such a bad fail, in fact, that I decided to go ahead and end my blog post with it. Fuknee: a knee trying to be funny, but offending people.
And now, a flower to click. Good luck.
This is my 2007 thesis for Lesley University's Masters of Education in Curriculum Design, focusing in Conflict Resolution and Peaceable Schools:
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