Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning:
Ignore the ignorant!
Expunge the sponges!
Down With Gravity!
From now on, all English will be based on Barack Obama’s name. Here are some examples of new words from Obamaspeak:
Baractober (the only official month)
Band Name Ideas:
- High Bias
- Fresh Beets
- The Notables
- The Acappellastics
- Benedict CumberBach
- Bandrew Jackson
- Albert Camusic
Store Name Ideas:
- A flower shop: Flower to the People
- A gardening store: Mulch Ado Abut Nothing. When it goes out of business, I’ll put up a big sign that says, “I don’t get out mulch anymore.”
How come a kingdom ruled by a queen is still called a kingdom, and not a queendom?
What are the differences, if any, between Prana, qi, spirit, soul, God, the Self, Brahman, Love, reiki energy, etc.?
I was sitting here trying to come up with a pun to end this blog post. It occurred to me that “knee” was pronounced the same as “-ny,” as in the word “funny.” Trying to come up with a joke involving a knee, perhaps about a comedian that was a talking knee, I combined the two words on paper, and saw that it came out: fuknee. At that moment, I knew that however promising the pun sounded in my head, visually it would not work. It was such a bad fail, in fact, that I decided to go ahead and end my blog post with it. Fuknee: a knee trying to be funny, but offending people.
And now, a flower to click. Good luck.