Fake Definitions… from Daisybrain

• Zoology: The study of zoos
• Astronomy: The study of asses
• Sociology: The study of sociopaths
• Rhinology: The study of Rhinos
• Sarcology: The study of sarcasm
• Cardiology: The study of playing cards
• Cosmetology: The study of the cosmos

• Urology: The study of Euros
• Proctology: The study of Proctor & Gamble
• Volcanology: The study of Vulcans
• Meteorology: The study of meteors
• Pathology: The study of paths
• Radiology: The study of Radios
• Seismology: The study of sizes
• Topology: The study of tops
• Otolaryngology: A totally meaningless word that hospitals put on placards to impress people

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And now, an image of a flower, the clicking of which will lead to a Daisybrain post, of my choosing: