I’ve been eating a lot recently to evade fear and anxiety.
I feel rather uncomfortable in my body as a result.
Other than that, it’s a great solution.
As for my large belly, I tried sucking out the extra food through my navel with a vacuum cleaner, but nothing emerged.
I just need to build a second mouth, next to my first mouth and eat through it.
The food will go unharmed down a tube and be repackaged for other over-eaters.
I Believe a Lot of Stupid Shit
I believe a lot of stupid shit
I believe that I am self-aware star dust & energy and that I was formed in the Big Bang
I believe in Life Energy
And my indestructible spirit
I believe in the connection of all life
The supreme power of love
And in controlling events through gratitude
I believe in God
I woke up and forgot.
I forgot if I was Palestinian or Jewish,
So I forgot which side was right & which side just wanted to kill me
I forgot if I had citizenship or not, so I didn’t know if I should hide or hate outsiders
I forgot if I was American or Afghani so I didn’t know which soldiers were the heroes and which were the bad guys.
I forgot all that and more and I was at peace
This flower will take you to the most magical place on Earth, if you just click it: