Stand Up and Be Discounted (is the name of this blog post)

Just like the @ sign for “at,” there should be signs for “before” and “after,” something like this: and

and

Here is some Trump Haiku:

1.

This Haiku is rigged

It is against Donald Trump

It is so unfair

2.

Whatever I said

Whatever I may have done

It is all her fault

3.

All of your problems

Are caused by a foreign group

Who look down at you

And some Clinton Haiku, too!

1.

It is just my turn

Donald would destroy the world

Nothing can stop me

2.

I can do this job

My opponent is a Smurf

A dangerous Smurf

3.

I am on your side

I advocate for children

Please don’t read my mail

Silly things about TV shows:

• Nobody ever waits for their coffee to cool down before drinking it.
• No one says “Goodbye” when they hang up the phone.
• People don’t like to face one another when talking to each other; they generally stand side by side.
• On The Flash, Cisco & Caitlin keep loose paper on their desk for the sole purpose of it blowing into the air every time the Flash runs off. You’d think after a couple of years of this, they’d get a paper weight.
• If it’s a show from the BBC or a superhero show (other than Luke Cage), most everybody is white except the boyfriend/girlfriend.
• Children can be replaced with completely different children and not even their parents notice (examples include Monk, Frasier & Modern Family).

---

And now, a daisy which, if you click it, will take you somewhere: