Junioring: The act of claiming innocence by stupidity
Internyet: Russian use of the internet to veto an election
Fakicity: Obvious artificiality and fakeness presented by people pretending to be authority figures
Flerp: To pass on a brain activity due to media overload. Example: In response to a question about the Trump-Russia conspiracy, “I flerp on that,” “I flerp,” or simply, “flerp.”
Politack: A political attack.
Mediaddiction: Craving a fix of insane national news
Trump Towering Inferno, The Fall of Trumpire, Trumplestilskin Vanquished!: phrases for headlines of government chaos and implosion
Overlordy: When Comey expresses dismay with “lordy,” Trump responds with, “That’s Overlordy to you!”
RealiTycoon, RealiTypo, RealiTease, RealiTransfiguration, RealiTyranny, Reali-T-Rex: The altered or extinct concept of reality
Republican’ts: A party that can’t enact its own agenda even when holding all the governmental reigns of power
Republicancer: A disease that started at a tea party and resulted in a Trump Towering Inferno
Republicankerous: The condition of being a grumpy Republican stuck in a dysfunctional and self-destructive party
Putinderbox: Our precarious relationship with Russia
“My Spider-sense is Putingling”: A phrase we’ll hear in the next Spiderman movie
Putinkering: You know, in the election…
That’s all for now, unless you dare click the flower: