I’m So Bored with the USA (new lyrics)

Yankee teenager
He want to shoot some China White
He met it in New Hampshire, but now
He can’t afford a bite

Trump dollar talk
To the dictators of the world
In fact they’re giving orders
An’ he can’t afford to miss a word

I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
But what can I do?

Yankee Superheroes
Are always on the TV
‘Cause mutants in America work
Seven days a week

Never mind the stars and stripes
Let’s print the Russiagate Tapes
I’ll salute the Sex Harassers
And I hope nobody escapes

I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
But what can I do?

I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
But what can I do?

I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
I’m so bored with the U.S.A.
But what can I do?

Move up, Kushner
For the C.I.A.
Suck on Roy Moore
For the USA

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