Bye Bye Miss White Supremacy

A long long time ago
I pretend to remember how
TV and lunch counters used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they’d look happy for a while

But November made me shiver
With every tweet that I’d twitter
People who talk different on the doorstep
I couldn’t take one more step

I can’t remember if I called 911
When I read about the Mexicans
Something made me poop my orifice
The day the Obama took office 

So
Bye bye Miss White Supremacy
Drove my Chevy to the levee for white company
And them good old boys we’re locking foreign kids up
Singin’ this’ll be the day Trump saves us
This’ll be the day Trump saves us

Did you write the book of hate
And do you have faith that God is straight?
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock without roll?
Can the Supreme Court save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to think real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with Trump
‘Cause I saw you kissin’ his rump
You both kicked off your tie clips
Man, I dig those golfing trips

I was a lonely alt-right fuck
With a 3-D printed gun and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the gays could marry

I started singin’
Bye bye Miss White Supremacy
Drove my Chevy to the levee for white company
And them good old boys we’re locking foreign kids up
Singin’ this’ll be the day Trump saves us
This’ll be the day Trump saves us

(Apologies to Don McLean)

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