Your base is in place
But that’s not a lock on the race
You tried racist tweets
But still face defeat
Destroying the environment
Won’t prevent your forced retirement
If you can’t rely on ISIS,
Manufacture a new crisis
Ahmadinejad never sent you a birthday card
And President Rouhani thinks your hands are scrawny
So if polls got you down
A war with Iran will turn that around!
And Bolton has no aversion
To a Persion excursion
Since Iraq went so well
Damn your critics to hell
You wage the best war
You get the best score
The biggest and best
Puts to shame all the rest
Your ratings soar ahead
With record numbers of dead
They’ll call you a hero
And give Bernie a zero!
They’ll see your big brain
And forget John McCain
You’re number one
This war will be fun
You don’t need an election
You’re a goddam erection
But you are too clever
To be President forever
You can reach for more
With this new war
“Tzar of the Earth”
Is still a bit dearth
Emperor of Mars
Lord of the Stars
Tell NASA to plan it
Get off this loser planet
And you can be ruler
Of every preschooler
Out in that great void
On the best asteroid.
Look: a daisy to click:
Brill-the-fuck-iant
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