The Essential Coronavirus Dictionary

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  • Covidiary: That is what I have been presenting in my Covideos
  • Covideos: My covidiary series on Youtube.
  • CoVidcon: What I assume the next iteration of the Vidcon video tech convention will be
  • Cocovid: A delicious quarantine treat
  • Coronazi: Protesters demanding that the elderly die so they can have uninterrupted mask-free pedicures
  • Coronarcissist: Madonna, thinking that she is suffering, just like the poor people, from her isolation in her emerald rose petal-sprinkled tub
  • Virustic: The quaint English countryside setting of Sir Patrick Stewart’s home whence he shares renditions of Shakespeare’s sonnets
  • Hydroxychloroquine: Generic term for an alleged panacea that anyone who is not a moron knows will do more harm than good; see “injecting Lysol”
  • Injecting Lysol: An expression meaning “We are all fucked”
  • Quaranteenager: What we devolved to on about the 13th day of quarantine
  • Quarantinfoil: What you wrap around your head whilst in quarantine to block the 5G signals that cause Covid.
  • Quarantinderbox: What society feels like right before people riot for their right to get mask-free pedicures in a packed hot yoga locker room.
  • Apocalipsync: The comedy stylings of Sarah Cooper
  • 20: The number we all dread after we finally rid ourselves of Covid-19.

Here are more words, arranged for your entertainment:

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