Tired of words and their stuffy old meanings? Now you can use the same words… differently! (Plus I threw a few made up words in there.)
Request: When you go on a quest… again
Pandemic: Too many pans
Transmute: A transgender person with laryngitis
Essential Workers: People forced to work and die to make more money for the elite rulers of the Greedocracy
Prostate: A professional state
Relate: To show up late… again
Volcanyes: A more positive volcano
Berate: To give the rating of “B”
Pretend: To tend to something before it needs tending to
Womanure: From a female horse
Tuless: For those who prefer not to have tumor
Humor: A brighter hue
Intractable: Unable to be pulled with a tractor
Chocolate: What you eat for dessert after a nice appetizer of chocoearly and a hearty meal of chocontime
Videotapes: This is not ancient video storage technology. Rather, it refers to idiot apes making a “V” sign on Instagram that they think is cool and maybe means “peace” but really is sign language for “stupid.” Also written as “V-idiot-apes.”
Oooh! Click the daisy:
This is my 2007 thesis for Lesley University's Masters of Education in Curriculum Design, focusing in Conflict Resolution and Peaceable Schools:
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