Bye Bye Miss White Supremacy

August 21, 2018

A long long time ago
I pretend to remember how
TV and lunch counters used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they’d look happy for a while

But November made me shiver
With every tweet that I’d twitter
People who talk different on the doorstep
I couldn’t take one more step

I can’t remember if I called 911
When I read about the Mexicans
Something made me poop my orifice
The day the Obama took office 

So
Bye bye Miss White Supremacy
Drove my Chevy to the levee for white company
And them good old boys we’re locking foreign kids up
Singin’ this’ll be the day Trump saves us
This’ll be the day Trump saves us

Did you write the book of hate
And do you have faith that God is straight?
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock without roll?
Can the Supreme Court save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to think real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with Trump
‘Cause I saw you kissin’ his rump
You both kicked off your tie clips
Man, I dig those golfing trips

I was a lonely alt-right fuck
With a 3-D printed gun and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the gays could marry

I started singin’
Bye bye Miss White Supremacy
Drove my Chevy to the levee for white company
And them good old boys we’re locking foreign kids up
Singin’ this’ll be the day Trump saves us
This’ll be the day Trump saves us

(Apologies to Don McLean)

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Celebrity (Donald Trump) Uber Alles

June 27, 2018

Thanks to the Dead (or recently retired) Kennedys

I am Emperor Donald Trump
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you make me president
Rule of law has now gone ‘way
I am now your king today
Now I command all of you
Betsy Devos will Control your school
And Erik Prince will do security too!
Celebrity Über Alles
Über Alles Celebrity
White Nationalists will control you
‘Cause you’re afraid of other points of view
I’ll put Stephen Miller on the Court
The confirmation will be short!

Welcome to 1954
Are you ready for the Third World War?
You too will meet the ICE police
They’ll jail you and they’ll steal your niece!
Come quietly to detention camp
You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
You’ll see your baby in less than an hour
She’ll go quietly to Tender Care
We’ll deport you and keep her here!

Don’t worry, it’s for a cause
Feeding Trump Corporations’ claws
Die on a brand new poison gas
North Korea or Canada
Making money for President Trump
And all the friends of President Trump
Celebrity Über Alles
Über Alles Celebrity

Close your eyes, can’t happen here
Bernie Sanders on white horse is near
The Nazis won’t come back, you say
Praise Trump or you will pay
Praise Trump or you will pay!

Celebrity Über Alles
Celebrity Über Alles
Über Alles Celebrity
Über Alles Celebrity

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I dunno. Poetry I guess.

June 12, 2018

 

Three Loud Firetrucks

Three loud blaring, blasting firetrucks

Tree limbs swaying

Sirens lingering

Wind dying down

All quiet now

Just street persons muttering,

Cars whooshing by

Doors slamming

Ears ringing

I seem to have made a mistake.

I seem to have made a mistake.

Sorry about that.

A bit of a blemish on my life.

Can’t expect normalcy again.

I’ve come back into my body

I’ve come back into my body

I feel no pain or discomfort

These were the best years of my life

I should have noticed

I should have looked around and felt the world

 

This is some haiku

This is some haiku

I just wanted to state that

Now you may go on

 

I just lived my life

I just lived my life

I wasted all of my time

Now it’s time to die

 

I will find meaning in life

Just around the bend

I will find meaning in life

Then I will be free


Don’t worry, I’m not depressed – it’s just poetry! It just expresses part of my experience. If you really want to understand what it’s like to be me, read this:

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The Universe is on the side of justice

May 2, 2018

In every age of history, people have thought the world was about to end.

But I have hope, because the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.

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It smells like teen suicide

April 26, 2018

1.

Tingle fuzz

Lurking dread

Alone in a crowd

It smells like teen suicide

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Brand New Words!

April 25, 2018

fruity jam

The following words did not exist until I made them up. You’re welcome!

  1. Flambertoast (n): Toast spread generously with flamberjam
  2. Flamberjam (n): A sweet spread made of crushed flamberberries
  3. Flamberberry (n): The fruit of the flamberbush
  4. Flamberbush (n): The deciduous plant that produces the edible, and slightly radioactive, flamberberry

OK, one thing kind of led to another there. Breaking free of that loop. Here are some more practical new words:

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Messages Sent!

April 14, 2018

We send messages to the world!

Messages! That’s our job. We send them through Twitter & through bombs. Sometimes we send them through hush money. Here are our some of most recent messages:

Hello world! We can blow you up!

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