Nothing Matters. Here are some “Poems”

May 19, 2020

sanitizer in mask





Sit and mope

Be a dope

Try to cope


Wear a mask

Avoid a task

Finish a poem


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Pandemic Poetry

April 28, 2020

Last May I got payed to play in a play

by Checkoff

I banked on the bank being open

so I could drop my old check off

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Infected Poems

April 27, 2020

I slated

I’m so elated

I slated 


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Monarch Butterfly Poem

March 31, 2020

In response to Kylee Baumle, here is a Haiku about the Monarch Butterfly:


Flittering orange

Weightless flying crepe paper

Please land on my nose

And now, this daisy will; take you someplace…


Can You Make a Poem About…

March 30, 2020

The other day, a friend asked if I could write a poem based on a prompt, and if so, if I could write a poem about eating with your hands. It turns out that eating roasted vegetables with your hands lets you enjoy them better than with a fork or chopsticks. It’s just a fact.

So I wrote the following:


Eating with my fingers

Such a sticky delight

mashing mashed potatoes

in the middle of the night

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5th Word

January 25, 2020

I am propelled by Love 

will heal the world Love

to create good things


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Potential Presidents Poem

December 6, 2019

I can’t abide Biden

He’ can’t be relied in

He’s always been dumb

Now his is brain is just numb

Bernie jumped off his gurney

back on to his journey

to make sure we learnie

1% is our concernie 

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Vitally Important Poems

November 19, 2019

bear in underwear

It is Rare for a Bear to Wear Underwear

Where underwear?

   There underwear.

In hair?

   No, no no! Underwear there! Under bear.

You scare bear, get underwear?

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An Apothecary of Apocryphal Apocalypses

November 13, 2019


Fellow Marshmallow

Hello, my fellow mellow yellow marshmallow,

They dunk you. They drunk you. They resolve to dissolve you.

In the hot cocoa of Rocky Rococo who is no stranger to Mr. Nick Danger

The Beatles, the Stones give way to Ramones

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Trump’s Big, Beautiful War – the Video!

September 3, 2019

In 1990, I recorded a couple of poems about the impending invasion of Iraq. Unfortunately, it seemed time to create an updated version, so here it is:

And now this:


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