Nothing Matters. Here are some “Poems”

Sterilize

Sanitize

Reorginize

 

Sit and mope

Be a dope

Try to cope

 

Wear a mask

Avoid a task

Finish a poem

Pandemic Poetry

Last May I got payed to play in a play

by Checkoff

I banked on the bank being open

so I could drop my old check off

Infected Poems

I slated

I’m so elated

I slated 

isolated

Monarch Butterfly Poem

In response to Kylee Baumle, here is a Haiku about the Monarch Butterfly:

Flittering orange

Weightless flying crepe paper

Please land on my nose

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And now, this daisy will; take you someplace…

Can You Make a Poem About…

The other day, a friend asked if I could write a poem based on a prompt, and if so, if I could write a poem about eating with your hands. It turns out that eating roasted vegetables with your hands lets you enjoy them better than with a fork or chopsticks. It’s just a fact.

So I wrote the following:

 

Eating with my fingers

Such a sticky delight

mashing mashed potatoes

in the middle of the night

5th Word

I am propelled by Love 

will heal the world Love

to create good things

Love 

Potential Presidents Poem

I can’t abide Biden

He’ can’t be relied in

He’s always been dumb

Now his is brain is just numb

Bernie jumped off his gurney

back on to his journey

to make sure we learnie

1% is our concernie 

Vitally Important Poems

It is Rare for a Bear to Wear Underwear

Where underwear?

   There underwear.

In hair?

   No, no no! Underwear there! Under bear.

You scare bear, get underwear?

An Apothecary of Apocryphal Apocalypses

Fellow Marshmallow

Hello, my fellow mellow yellow marshmallow,

They dunk you. They drunk you. They resolve to dissolve you.

In the hot cocoa of Rocky Rococo who is no stranger to Mr. Nick Danger

The Beatles, the Stones give way to Ramones

Trump’s Big, Beautiful War – the Video!

In 1990, I recorded a couple of poems about the impending invasion of Iraq. Unfortunately, it seemed time to create an updated version, so here it is:

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And now this: