Eric’s Words of Wisdom

May 28, 2018

Who is Eric? We don’t know. But here are his Words of Wisdom:

  • You are only as old as the exact amount of time you have spent alive.
  • When someone asks you to smell milk to see if it’s gone bad, say, “No.”
  • Saying, “Long story short,” doesn’t retroactively make the story short.
  • If you ask, “Can I ask you something?” then you already have.
  • No one can ever be “more than welcome.” You’re either welcome or you’re not. You’re welcome.
  • Farting slowly as you walk through a store does not limit the damage.
  • Watching a cooking contest on TV is like watching a music contest with the sound turned off. In both cases, you place a ridiculous amount of trust in the judges.
  • It bothers the employees of a store less that you steal their pitted fruits and more that you spit the pits on their floor for them to clean up. Please spit your stolen pits into a trash can.
  • Yelling “Whoo!” outside sporting and concert arenas is never appropriate, especially outside my apartment window.
  • If you live long enough, everything good for you will become bad for you… and good for you again.
  • The sociopath who thought of repackaging stale cookies as “scones” was a marketing genius.
  • You are only as old as your biological age.

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Daisy Portals

May 4, 2018

These flowers will take you places within the Daisybrain Universe:
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Or click here and see where you end up:

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The Universe is on the side of justice

May 2, 2018

In every age of history, people have thought the world was about to end.

But I have hope, because the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.

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Flowers on the Wall

February 3, 2018

I wanted to reassure my family and friends that I’m doing just fine, living alone in my tiny studio apartment. So, I recorded this video.


And now, this:

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It’s My Tumblr Blog!

September 17, 2017

Here’s a screenshot from my Tumblr blog. Click it if you would like to look at Punk Pictures, Political Polemics, Peaceful Protests & Pathetic Poetry:

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UPDATE: After many years of blogging, Tumblr disabled my account. They sent a notice that I had violated copyright laws by posting some band pictures I found online without permission. I offered to remove all unattributed posts, but they declined. So now I can waste my time elsewhere….


If not, just click this flower to be transported elsewhere:

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Band Names Based on Electronic Music Terms

September 6, 2017

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Here you go:

Hi Bias

Decay

Equalizer

Compression

Hard Disk

Vibrato

Cross-Switchers

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I Apologize for Whatever

July 9, 2017

Hello. I haven’t been posting as prolifically and pointlessly as usual. Party, this is because I have been submitting poems and stories to publications and contests, many of which demand that the work has never been published anywhere, even in an obscure personal blog with a devoted readership of my mom.

I feel bad for my imaginary readers. That is why I am treating you to a blog post in progress! That’s right, I have a partially completed blog post which is neither a story nor a poem, and therefore nobody else wants it. So here it is….

My upcoming Alphabet Post!!!

An apple always appreciates anything advertised as “Astronomical!”

Bees basically break beauty basics because bees behave badly.

Can cream cheese cause cancer?

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