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Propose: What a professional model does
“Massage therapist” is too long. From now on, someone who massages is a Massagynist
Friendsy- A friend who’s always in a frenzy
Trainsport – to transport by train
Chocolate mouse: a small chocolate mousse
To simplify things, mittens are now called “hand socks.”
If you must ache, you can try a mustache. if not, try a mustnotache.
I would expect a pilot to be planespoken.
To simplify things, socks are now called “foot mittens.”
Underwhere: Lost underwear
Taciturd: a quiet poop
Lookout! Its the Po-Poems!
Happiness and Love
In between death and destruction are happiness and love
I celebrate today I celebrate this day
We have been looping through the last three months
Over and over and over
Memories from before then were implanted
We are lab rats running the same course over & over
Results indicate that we never stop making the same mistakes
I guess we are pre-programmed to fail
Stop Doing the Following:
Saying “the new normal.”
Liking and retweeting anything that celebrities post, especially if it’s “My dog is getting petted,” or “I sometimes eat ice cream.” If you truly love your celebrity, stop encouraging them! Their egos will explode! “I see a cloud” does not need 4,000 retweets in an hour.
Hitting like on a selfie, ever, even to pretend that you think someone is good looking.
Telling some beautiful person who post a sexy picture that they are beautiful. It is not revelatory information to them, and it will not compel them to have sex with you.
Starting a broadcast with, “In these uncertain times….”
And don’t ever, ever start a video with, “Hey guys!”