Pandemic Tweet Diary

April 6, 2020

Here are highlights from my tweets over the last few months, which give a fairly comprehensive story of the coronavirus pandemic.

Dec 9, 2019

Bloomberg is rich

with a burning 4-year itch

to be the White House resident

and redeem the 1 percentagent

Feb 19

#shavemayorpete Also, is that a pimple? I worry about that kid.

Mar 13

You’d better give me chocolate pie, or I swear to God I will touch my face!

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One Tweet Memoirs

November 23, 2018


I have a Twitter account. OK, yes, but I have another Twitter account, called One Tweet Memoirs #1tweetmemoir. Nobody except a very small number of exceptional human beings follows it. So, I thought I’d bring it to Daisybrain! Here are some choice tweets from Eric Gordon’s* One Tweet Memoirs:

  • It turned out I had a second heart to give away. A memoir in one tweet.
  • I thought for sure I could survive on chocolate and peanut butter alone. A memoir in one tweet.

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