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I am the Creator of Worlds
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How the World Works, or All Hail Trump!
Famous First Words
I Know I’m Awake
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Why Conflict Resolution Works
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Why I’m Not Voting 3rd Party
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Poems that will get me killed
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The Most Brilliant Things Ever Written
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Jeux de Mots en Anglais!
The Great Superman Parachute Mystery
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Mystery Daisy Porthole
School World Conversation
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Things People Say That Make No Sense
Two Poems and a Thing
On Retroactively Lowering School Grades
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Father-Son Cookbook Now Available
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God and the Meaning of Life
Signs that Would Make Good/Bad Band Names
Advice to Teens
I am a Man, and other serious poems
Love me, for I write poems
Why I Hate/Love Fall – Two Brief Essays
The Old Man and Jonathan
Down with Rectangles
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Woman is not an Adjective
Product Suggestions for 2015 and Beyond!
The End of a Story
Thoughtful Comments from Readers
My Brilliant Laziness Astonishes Me
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The Daisybrain Universe
Not Yet Words
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Read this and You Can Pretend You are in My Brain
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The Soul of a Fly
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The Creative Union of the Conscious, Subconscious and Universal Minds
The World’s Best Smoothie Recipe
Love and Other Poems
The Beauty of Nature and the Nature of Beauty
T to the M: Marketing Transcendental Meditation to a Younger Demographic
Before I Have My Wisdom Teeth Removed….
I Keep Being Me: Sad, Sassy and Hopeful Poems
New Words for Old
Free Idea #18: Easier USB plugs
Short Poems, by Daisybrain
The Problem with the War on Terror
Bad Poems for Bad People
Bad Yet Good Yet Bad Band Names
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Hippies and Punks
Poems of Entrapment
Stew’s Last name is Pidd.
Depressing Haiku About Aging!
I’m More Than a Name
Brand New Words for the Mid-2000-Teens
Seemingly Random Facts
Bye Bye Polar
How the Earth Got Fixed
Just another poem about the true nature of reality
Jen was at the Counter
Blurt (a short story about my strange life as a 7th grader)
Is That All There Is?
Expired Poetic License
What Does it Mean to Be an Individual: The video!
YOU WILL HAVE A NICE DAY… a cartoon
Bandy About More Band Names
Memories of Poems
Are You Tired of Being a Comic Character?
Snippets – little storylets from Daisybrain
The Pledge of Resistance
The 64 Dollar Question
2013: The Last Year Before 2014.
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April and Emily: a 100 word story
Counter Intelligent: The U.S. Drone Assassination Program
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A Series of Completely Unrelated Questions
The “Meat” Shop
That’s Just Science… the Daisybrain Way
Amazed by Stephen Colbert
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Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men (Video Companion)
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Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men
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Curiouser and Curiouser….
Thoughts that Recently Leaked from my Brain….
Bad Ideas for License Plates
Ghost Busted: a Critique of Ghost Hunters
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The Democratic Republic of Anagramia
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Celebrating the Kennedy Assassination at the 2013 Emmys
The End of Twitter
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Higgy Piggy Meets Fat Cat
When is a War not a War?
Killing Syrians to Punish Syrians for Killing Syrians
Phones… or Whatever
I Know How You Think
The RAMONES, in Haiku.
My Most Embarrassing Moment Ever
A Daisybrain Cartoon!
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The Wisdom of the Internet
Colorful Haiku 4 U
Free Idea #17: Decorative TV Covers
The Wild Wilderness of Words
Free Idea #16: Gum Saver
I am a Four Leaf Clover: Haiku of Alienation and Futility
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That’s My Job…
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Word is a Funny
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The Persistence of Stereotypes
Stand-Up Comedy One-Liners by Daisybrain
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Free Idea #14: Driving Rewards
Word is the Bird: A Guide to English
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Words Don’t Lie! Romney and Obama Revealed!
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Ward of Wordcraft
What if We Hired People for Other Jobs the Way We Hire Politicians?
15 Word Poetry
I Should Probably Blog
How (not) to Build a Treadmill Desk: 3rd Attempt
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I Make Things and They Break
New Words for Old
Useful Things That Don’t Yet Exist
New Business Names!
Free Idea #12: Talking Smoke Detectors
I Don’t Support the Troops
The Hot Dog Wars
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How to be Like My Dog
Tomorrow’s Technology Today!
Products I’d like to see & New Childhood Disorders
Boy Beats Girl
Free Idea #11:
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Hello Fat Cat
Band Name Ideas!
I Can’t Believe They’re Not Words!
The Schizophrenic Presidency of Barack Obama
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Random Questions & Brand New Words
Take My Brain, Please
How the Internet will Doom Mitt Romney
Words That Should be in the News!
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The Great (Daisy) Brain Experiment Part I
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A Daisybrain Retrospective
Curious Thoughts and Observations
Suggestions for People Who Make Things
Homophonia! Or, How You Spell Things Matters!
Droning on About Drones
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How Differentiated Instruction Misses the Point
Things to Never Say or Do in a Movie
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Cutting Lunch from the Menu at Public Schools
Revealed: The True Names of Towns
New Words You May Not Have Known You Needed
Mysteries of Insects Revealed!
Surprisingly Non-Virginal Google Phrases
New Political Terms of 2011
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The Sun’s Not Setting… The Horizon is Moving Up
Man In My Yard
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Big Pants Update
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Part Time Courage
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How to Finance Japanese Earthquake Recovery
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Ends and Odds
Funny Organs and Word Weirdness from Relatives and Students
Recent Letter to the Editor
Political Prisoners in the United States
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Free Idea #10: Ice Cream Balls
Aurora Borealis Now Visible
New Words from Daisybrain!
The Trouble With Harry – Questions About Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I
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Strange Word Thoughts
Latest Releases from the Department of New Definitions
Ten Reasons to Actively Oppose Standardized State Tests in Schools
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Police Vs. Clowns
Free Idea #8: Talking Dog Toys
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More New Tech Terms
Disturbing New Words!
Why I Don’t Care About Iranian Nuclear Plants
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New Definitions! (or “Nude Effin-itions”!)
Words Within Words
Latest Scam Emails
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Why IBM Can Never Be Taken Seriously
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Latest Scam Email Correspondence
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Advice for Better Living
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A Teacher’s Perspective on School Reform
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Obama and the Peace Prize: Ouch!
Poverty, Race, and Education in a Capitalist Nation
New Political Jargon
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My conversation with Comcast
Better Definitions for Words
Six More Mind Boggling Suggestions!
Flaws in Your “Reality”
Pussy Voted #24*!
Same-Sex Marriage: The Maine Event
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Raise the Age of Majority to 25
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Questions About Words
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