Punk Rock puns, for that demographic of readers that probably only exists in my head.
These songs are best sung along to the originals.
(Sung to the tune of the Sex Pistols’ Pretty Vacant)
There’s no use in aspirin, you’ll get no relief
Valium’s the one that you’ve gotta believe
If you cannot reason & it’s all too much
You’ll feel much better – take Valium for lunch