It’s time to squeeze more puns an anagrams out of the wilted cabbage that is my brain.
Travel logs sound unwieldy for travel. I would suggest travel twigs.
If you have stage fright and you’re making a public speech at a nudist colony, should you imagine the audience fully clothed?
Every Christmas I feel cramped, because I always try to live in the present. But that’s a long time to stay still in a box under a tree.
When I think about the looming prospect of a Russian invasion of Ukraine, I am unsettled by the following indisputable facts:
The letters of “Russia” can be rearranged to spell Sir USA, which makes Russia just a medieval version of the USA, which itself is the most violent country in the world, having invaded more nations than any other country in history.
“Ukraine” can be rearranged to spell air nukes.
“Sanctions” cast no sin.But “warfare” causesraw fear.
It makes sense that “European” sounds like “You’re a-peein’,” since “Europe” is our pee.
The Russians better watch out for Kamala Harris, since her name rearranges to spell Am liar shark. (Or Ma Liar Shark).
Joseph Biden presents as a bit more passive, with the anagrams Bed Pies John and Needs hip job.
I don’t know what it means, but Joseph Biden can also be rearranged to spell “Hep jibes, son!” Which sounds like something he’d say.
Most alarming are the Vladimir Putin anagrams: A Invalid Trump,Laid Vain Trump, VIP Admiral Nut, VIP until drama, Mad Turnip Vial, Variant Mud Lip, Invalid Apt. Rum, Animal Turd VIP, Valiant Rum Dip, Timid Pun Larva, Valiant Rump ID, Dim Lava Turnip, Avian Dirt Lump, Valiant Mud Rip, Limp Avian Turd, Putrid Anal Vim (has he sent the assassins after me yet?), Lava Rim Pundit, Invalid Rat Ump, Laid Up Varmint, Maudlin Rat VIP, Diurnal Vat Imp, Plain TV Radium, Primal Nut Diva, And Virtual Imp.
Whereas Ukraine’s “Zelensky” is simply El Zen Sky.
In other world news, “global warming” is a blaming growl,an aging warm boil, and an all raging womb. I like the imagery of the all raging womb of Mother Earth fighting against the aging warm boil of the planet caused by the blaming growl of humans in denial.
That’s all the blog I have time for before whatever it is I do besides blogging. Come visit me on Medium.
Now time to procrastinate by writing a blog post. Remember, it’s not just some amateur crastination – it’s a pro. That’s why I am obligated to do it. You gotta listen to the pros – protractors (much better for farming than amateur tractors), procreation (God was an amateur creator; I look for creations made by pros), programmers (English teachers are pro grammars), proteins (amateur teens just don’t know how to rebel), prostitutes (clearly better than substitutes) and proverbs (regular verbs are boring).
Word needed! A metal container is a can and a glass container is a jar. But we have no word (that I know of) for a plastic container. I suggest plidge, because it rhymes with “fridge,” and thus would be a boon to the both the poetry and music industries.
This is a recently evolved part of the mammalian brain. It’s the large portion of the brain that houses executive functions involving abstract thought and language, and sends out motor commands. There is no hotter executive than the neocortex.
Today at a restaurant, my 13-year-old son told me he was disappointed that the server didn’t bring a “check” like he promised – he brought a bill. My son said that he would have preferred a check, for any amount, to a bill.
We go boating, biking and motorcycling. For consistency, I think we should base all verbs on their noun counterparts. Some might require altering the spelling a bit. For example, riding in a car we might write that we went carring in order to differentiate it from caring. I personally spent today fooding – I fooded everything I seed.
If you like this blog, please visit my Home and Index pages to see more posts. You can also share Daisybrain by clicking on these handy buttons.
If submitting to Reddit, be sure to copy and paste the URL of the specific post you like, instead of submitting the URL of Daisybrain's home page.
If you're like me, you'll want to know what I'm thinking. Well now you can be the first person outside my head to know what's inside my head. Enter your email address for updates on my blog. Sometimes you may know what I'm thinking before I think it. In those instances, please inform me of what I'm about to think so that I can send you an email announcing my thought. Subscribe to Daisybrain by Email
ABOUT THE ADS
I don't make any money from Daisybrain. Any ads that appear come from Wordpress and are a result of me being cheap and using their free blog-hosting service.
This is my 2006 report on the structural violence of institutional racism and poverty that produce an inadequate and unequal public school system in the United States. The case study is of Central High School in Providence, Rhode Island:
Central High School
Here are two large posters that I created that show the Citric Acid Cycle and Photosynthesis: