- Jew-ish: kind of Jewish. “Why isn’t he coming to services? I thought he was Jewish.” “Well, he’s Jew-ish.”
- There are small and capital letters; there should be small and capital numbers. They would function in the same way as the capital letters. You would capitalize the first in a string of numbers. 10,217 would be ⊥0,2017. 297 would be ⊆97. I leave the rest of the characters to you to figure out.
- Shockingly, this sentence has never, until now, appeared anywhere online: “Honey, I dismembered the kids.”
Here are some Redefinitions:
A rest stop: When the police pull you over to arrest you
Ironic: Having qualities of iron. Example: “Iron Man is ironic.”
Try these comedic one-liners on your next comedy tour. Note: By using them, you agree end each joke with, “So sayeth Daisybrain.”
- If you have stage fright and you’re making a public speech at a nudist colony, should you imagine the audience fully clothed?