Here are some new words. Many of them come from my 11 and 13 year old children:
A new term of endearment for you to use: Dear + Darling = Dearling
Funcle: a fun uncle (not to be confused with funkle, a funky uncle)
Recyclopedia: an encyclopedia of reused words (or, as my daughter says, an encyclopedia of homophones)
Docktour: a tour of a dock, of course. I guess a Doctour would be a tour of a hospital staff
Insanitize: To make insanely clean