July 13, 2020
Here are some things never before said on the internet! I call them Google virgins:
“I left my phlegm there”
“People remember pencils”
“Nobody will eat my toes”
“Strange that the internet knows nothing”
“String is an American treasure”
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Posted by EricIndiana
May 16, 2020

- Covidiary: That is what I have been presenting in my Covideos
- Covideos: My covidiary series on Youtube.
- CoVidcon: What I assume the next iteration of the Vidcon video tech convention will be
- Cocovid: A delicious quarantine treat
- Coronazi: Protesters demanding that the elderly die so they can have uninterrupted mask-free pedicures
- Coronarcissist: Madonna, thinking that she is suffering, just like the poor people, from her isolation in her emerald rose petal-sprinkled tub
- Virustic: The quaint English countryside setting of Sir Patrick Stewart’s home whence he shares renditions of Shakespeare’s sonnets
- Hydroxychloroquine: Generic term for an alleged panacea that anyone who is not a moron knows will do more harm than good; see “injecting Lysol”
- Injecting Lysol: An expression meaning “We are all fucked”
- Quaranteenager: What we devolved to on about the 13th day of quarantine
- Quarantinfoil: What you wrap around your head whilst in quarantine to block the 5G signals that cause Covid.
- Quarantinderbox: What society feels like right before people riot for their right to get mask-free pedicures in a packed hot yoga locker room.
- Apocalipsync: The comedy stylings of Sarah Cooper
- 20: The number we all dread after we finally rid ourselves of Covid-19.
Here are more words, arranged for your entertainment:

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Posted by EricIndiana
March 30, 2020
The other day, a friend asked if I could write a poem based on a prompt, and if so, if I could write a poem about eating with your hands. It turns out that eating roasted vegetables with your hands lets you enjoy them better than with a fork or chopsticks. It’s just a fact.
So I wrote the following:
Eating with my fingers
Such a sticky delight
mashing mashed potatoes
in the middle of the night
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