Stand Up and Be Discounted (is the name of this blog post)

October 24, 2016

Just like the @ sign for “at,” there should be signs for “before” and “after,” something like this: and

new-note-3 andnew-note-2

Here is some Trump Haiku:


This Haiku is rigged

It is against Donald Trump

It is so unfair


Whatever I said

Whatever I may have done

It is all her fault


All of your problems

Are caused by a foreign group

Who look down at you

And some Clinton Haiku, too!


It is just my turn

Donald would destroy the world

Nothing can stop me


I can do this job

My opponent is a Smurf

A dangerous Smurf


I am on your side

I advocate for children

Please don’t read my mail

Silly things about TV shows:

  • Nobody ever waits for their coffee to cool down before drinking it.
  • No one says “Goodbye” when they hang up the phone.
  • People don’t like to face one another when talking to each other; they generally stand side by side.
  • On The Flash, Cisco & Caitlin keep loose paper on their desk for the sole purpose of it blowing into the air every time the Flash runs off. You’d think after a couple of years of this, they’d get a paper weight.
  • If it’s a show from the BBC or a superhero show (other than Luke Cage), most everybody is white except the boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • Children can be replaced with completely different children and not even their parents notice (examples include Monk, Frasier & Modern Family).

And now, a daisy which, if you click it, will take you somewhere:


Depressing Haiku About Aging!

March 18, 2014

Rebellious punk

No responsibilities

Somehow you grew old.

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Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men (Video Companion)

November 8, 2013

Here is the spoken (and sung) word companion to my Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men. For the written version, click this belly: belly_682_993157a

Now click the daisy:


Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men

October 30, 2013

the comic book guy

Your pants are too low

You are a middle aged man

Please pull up your pants

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The RAMONES, in Haiku.

August 12, 2013


The kids are all hopped up…

Sheena is a punk rocker

…and ready to go

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Colorful Haiku 4 U

June 25, 2013

A pink flamingo

Solitary in my yard

Watches over me

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The Wild Wilderness of Words

June 18, 2013

Word Ways concentrated on the 'intellectual discipline' of wordplay

profound: Something that has been professionally found.

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