Monarch Butterfly Poem

March 31, 2020

In response to Kylee Baumle, here is a Haiku about the Monarch Butterfly:


Flittering orange

Weightless flying crepe paper

Please land on my nose

And now, this daisy will; take you someplace…


I dunno. Poetry I guess.

June 12, 2018


Three Loud Firetrucks

Three loud blaring, blasting firetrucks

Tree limbs swaying

Sirens lingering

Wind dying down

All quiet now

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Stand Up and Be Discounted (is the name of this blog post)

October 24, 2016

Just like the @ sign for “at,” there should be signs for “before” and “after,” something like this: and

new-note-3 andnew-note-2

Here is some Trump Haiku:


This Haiku is rigged

It is against Donald Trump

It is so unfair

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Depressing Haiku About Aging!

March 18, 2014

Rebellious punk

No responsibilities

Somehow you grew old.

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Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men (Video Companion)

November 8, 2013

Here is the spoken (and sung) word companion to my Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men. For the written version, click this belly: belly_682_993157a

Now click the daisy:


Fashion Haiku for Middle Aged Men

October 30, 2013

the comic book guy

Your pants are too low

You are a middle aged man

Please pull up your pants

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The RAMONES, in Haiku.

August 12, 2013


Kids are all hopped up…

Sheena is a punk rocker

…and ready to go

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Colorful Haiku 4 U

June 25, 2013

A pink flamingo

Solitary in my yard

Watches over me

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The Wild Wilderness of Words

June 18, 2013

Word Ways concentrated on the 'intellectual discipline' of wordplay

profound: Something that has been professionally found.

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I am a Four Leaf Clover: Haiku of Alienation and Futility

June 11, 2013


I am Spiderman

I am a four leaf clover

I am all alone

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