Little Things That Piss Me Off

• Calling soldiers “Warriors,” like they fight for the Greco-Roman Empire
• Calling the country the “Homeland,” like its an island fortress where our species first emerged and must stay to survive, surrounded by hostile alien vampire globs

Things that Don’t Taste Like Their Name Implies

• Strawberry (thankfully)
• Breadfruit (huh?)
• Nectarine (better tasting than most necks)
• Currant (tastes too dated to be current, har har)
• Coconut (tastes nothing like cocoa or nuts)
• Eggplant (nope, though that would be interesting)

Bad Yet Good Yet Bad Band Names

Unasked for, yes. Unreceived? No! It’s time for another onslaught of free band names, from Daisybrain.

• Rock Candy
• Bed Rock