Little Things That Piss Me Off

July 13, 2017


  • Calling soldiers “Warriors,” like they fight for the Greco-Roman Empire
  • Calling the country the “Homeland,” like its an island fortress where our species first emerged and must stay to survive, surrounded by hostile alien vampire globs

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Things that Don’t Taste Like Their Name Implies

August 30, 2014
  • Strawberry (thankfully)
  • Breadfruit (huh?)
  • Nectarine (better tasting than most necks)
  • Currant (tastes too dated to be current, har har)
  • Coconut (tastes nothing like cocoa or nuts)
  • Eggplant (nope, though that would be interesting)

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Bad Yet Good Yet Bad Band Names

April 13, 2014


Unasked for, yes. Unreceived? No! It’s time for another onslaught of free band names, from Daisybrain.

  • Rock Candy
  • Bed Rock

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