Potential Presidents Poem

I can’t abide Biden

He’ can’t be relied in

He’s always been dumb

Now his is brain is just numb

Bernie jumped off his gurney

back on to his journey

to make sure we learnie

1% is our concernie 

Pros and cons of all the Democratic Presidential Candidates

Marianne Williamson 

Pros: Inspirational, informed, closer to enlightenment than the rest of us.

Cons: We don’t need another cult leader as a president. Also, she’s a bit of a war monger. Yes, that’s what I said. She wants a Dept. of Peace but believes we should have invaded several countries that we didn’t. This includes Syria, which she thinks we should have bombed for semantic reasons (President Obama said the words ‘red line’). She also talks about how to manipulate the public into supporting wars she likes (show them pics of children dying, etc.).