vegetables kill

Angry Fruit By Fotokolaj On Deviantart

Author’s note: The headline of this post was created for dramatic effect, but to stay on the safe side, we should follow the following:

• Appease the peas
• Choke the artichokes

Blow Your Mind with these Totally Random Blog Post Items

Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning:

Ignore the ignorant!

Expunge the sponges!

Down With Gravity!

Freedomination!

Jeux de Mots en Anglais!

Here are some strange, yet completely true, sentences;

• I messed around in toast and became Taoist.
• Eric, a man, is American.

Possibly the Worst DB Post of All Time – Don’t Miss it!!!

Vegescarian – A scary vegetarian. I’m sure there are some out there.

Cappichinos – My coffee stained chinos.

My Brilliant Laziness Astonishes Me

My brain told me to cull through my tweets to create a blog post, thus avoiding any new thinking. Who am I to argue with my brain? Here you go:

 

• Tuesday, Sept 16:

The world’s first joke: “Grok say I deny everything. That not true.”

How to Make Life Better with Words

• Whenever I’m lonely, I take my carpet, add a space and I have a car pet that I take with me on road trips.

New Words for Old

Slight misspellings can create a new world of words. It’s like the genetic mutations that make evolution possible. So, here’s to the evolution of the language:

• Independance: A solo dance
• Burgerlar: A hamburger thief