May 21, 2020

Tired of words and their stuffy old meanings? Now you can use the same words… differently! (Plus I threw a few made up words in there.)
Request: When you go on a quest… again
Pandemic: Too many pans
Transmute: A transgender person with laryngitis
Essential Workers: People forced to work and die to make more money for the elite rulers of the Greedocracy
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July 8, 2015
Unlike some new word sites, you do not have to pay me a royalty every time you use these words. But a tip would be nice.
Flossophy – the philosophy of dental care
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May 27, 2014
Slight misspellings can create a new world of words. It’s like the genetic mutations that make evolution possible. So, here’s to the evolution of the language:
- Independance: A solo dance
- Burgerlar: A hamburger thief
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February 8, 2013

Here are some Redefinitions:
A rest stop: When the police pull you over to arrest you
Ironic: Having qualities of iron. Example: “Iron Man is ironic.”
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Posted by EricIndiana
January 12, 2013

I know English can be confusing. That’s why I am providing this helpful* guide.
Buried – the past tense of berry (also spelled berried)
Relate – to be late again
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September 29, 2010
- Retire: Replacing worn tires
- Accidental: Mistake made by a dentist
- Dishonest: An innovative way to stack dishes (pronounced “dish-o-nest”)
- Prompromiscuity: Promiscuity at the prom
- Promising: A group singalong at the prom
- Promissing: A lost prom
- Category: Describes a gory movie about zombie cats
- Forgetting: In favor of getting something (“I’m all forgetting cheeseburgers!”)
- Bandaid: from Danté: “A bandaid all hope ye who enter here with a boo-boo.”
- Explain: Formerly plain… now fancy!
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And here, now, are some Wordiferous Wanderings….
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Posted by EricIndiana
March 23, 2010
Now for a few definitions:
- Dogmatic: An automatic response from a dog, such as wagging the tail when you say, “treat”.
- Catalog: The cat’s favorite scratching post.
- Caravan: A car dressed up to look like a van.
- Example: Formerly ample, now not enough.
- Fungus: Uncle Gus… he is so much fun.
- Carbon: “good car” in French. Odd, since cars produce carbon and carbon is so bad for the environment. Somebody should tell the French.
and here is a poem…
He drinks chai tea at Tai Chi
The clever lad is leather clad
Wearing steel, he grabs the steering wheel
And at a fierce pace, with a pierced face
He drives his llama, alive with drama
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February 2, 2010
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Take this, humanity:
Exit: Something that formerly was it, is now an ex-it.
Pandemic: A widespread disease affecting pandas.
Category: A gory horror movie about cats.
Penalize: To turn something into a penis.
Testes: Small tests, or quizzes. Read the rest of this entry »
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