Two Random Acts of Language Cruelty

Now for a few definitions:

• Dogmatic: An automatic response from a dog, such as wagging the tail when you say, “treat”.
• Catalog: The cat’s favorite scratching post.
• Caravan: A car dressed up to look like a van.
• Example: Formerly ample, now not enough.
• Fungus: Uncle Gus… he is so much fun.
• Carbon: “good car” in French. Odd, since cars produce carbon and carbon is so bad for the environment. Somebody should tell the French.

and here is a poem…

He drinks chai tea at Tai Chi

The clever lad is leather clad

Wearing steel, he grabs the steering wheel

And at a fierce pace, with a pierced face

He drives his llama, alive with drama

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