More New Tech Terms

May 23, 2010

In an earlier post, I introduced many new tech terms, which have since come to dominate the tech lingo of cyberspace. Some examples were the now ubiquitous Hardwhere?, which refers to your misplaced thumb drive, and Full Body Scam: a security procedure designed to prevent terrorists with body image issues from boarding a plane. Well, as the world of technology continues to spin out of control, it is my self-assigned duty to introduce new terms that you will need for your immediate survival. Here they are, your 3rd quarter 2010 new tech terms from Daisybrain:

  • IP Address: Pronounced, “I pee address.” This is the location of your bathroom.
  • IBM: Another thing you can do in your bathroom
  • iCulturation: The successful marketing strategy that has convinced you of the need to purchase everything with the small letter i in front of it. Read the rest of this entry »

New Technology Words

January 6, 2010
  1. p-mail: When I take my dog out in the morning, he sniffs from tree to tree to check his p-mail.
  2. iPatch: The duct tape you use to patch up your cracked iPod case Read the rest of this entry »

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