How to Build a Treadmill Desk – the Series

January 15, 2018

I made an educational video called How to Build a Treadmill Desk. It has received over 20,000 views, which may not be viral, but maybe it qualifies as some sort of minor infection. Perhaps a blister. It’s gone blisterous. I followed the video with two more pieces that delve into the complex and rewarding world of making treadmill desks. Here are links to all three!

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How (not) to Build a Treadmill Desk: 3rd Attempt

September 17, 2012

Greetings, Interwebians,*

To give you a break from my puns, edgy political satire & annoying word play, I am presenting a link to my latest video, “Disposable Treadmill Desk.” While my attempts at building the ultimate work/exercise space may seem doomed to failure, the fact is, that while I write these words, duct tape has been holding together my latest contraption for nearly a week. So there.

In any case, or at least in this case, this video features a cameo as well as camera work by future teen heart-throb Munny603. Check out his videos, too.

Disposable Treadmill Desk

*I made that up just now – like it?

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I Make Things and They Break

August 20, 2012

I’ve been busy with home improvements, recently. Now, I’ve always been horrible at making things, but that never stops me from trying. In this video, I demonstrate my efforts to make a treadmill desk. The video that follows shows the eventual outcome of the desk. Warning: Do not attempt to do anything you see on this video at home, follow my advice, emulate me, or use me as a role model in any way.

How to Make a Treadmill Desk


Treadmill Desk: The Bloody Aftermath

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Useful Things That Don’t Yet Exist

July 30, 2012

  • Charcoal Activated Fart Filtering Underwear

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